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(FINGERS SNAPPING)

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COLT: <i>
But I've been seen with Farrah</i>

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<i>
less than a nine, so fine!</i>

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<i>
Gone fast with a girl named Bo</i>

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<i>

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<i>
I take my chances</i>

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<i>

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<i>
is watch my leading ladies</i>

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<i>
while I'm bandaging my knee</i>

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<i>
I might roll a brand-new car</i>

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<i>
that made Redford such a star</i>

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(FINGERS SNAPPING)

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<i>
But I taught ladies plenty</i>

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<i>

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<i>

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<i>
Blown up for Raquel Welch</i>

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<i>
It's only hay</i>

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<i>

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<i>
Or Tarzan from a vine</i>

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<i>
that makes Eastwood look so fine

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<i>COLT". Probably the most fun I had
in all my years in Hollywood</i>

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<i>was getting asked to do the stunt work
for one of my all-time heroes, Roy Rogers,</i>

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<i>in his brand-new television special.</i>

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(TRIGGER NEIGHING)

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(CREW APPLAUDING)

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Beautiful!

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MAN: Okay.

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What about your backup man? Is he all right?

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Howie? Howie's fine.

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Just fine.

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(GUNSHOT)

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(WHINNEYING)

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Oh, my God!

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I killed Roy's horse.

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I killed Trigger.

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Without the right backup man,
your life could be on the line.

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Oh, I trust Howie in any emergency.

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You sure his nerves won't crack under pressure?

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Howie's got ice water in his veins.

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- Colt, I gotta talk to you.
- Yeah, in a minute.

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No, it won't wait a minute. This is a crisis.

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Excuse me, Al.

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Ice water, huh?

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Kid, what's wrong with you?
You look like you've seen a ghost.

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Oh, Colt, please don't say that.
I didn't mean to do it.

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Do what? What's wrong with you?

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I was practicing twirling the pistol,
and it went off.

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SQ?

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So...

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I shot Trigger.

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You shot Trigger?

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What am I gonna do, Colt?
He must be worth millions.

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How am I gonna pay it back at 50 bucks a week?

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No sense putting it off.
We'd better break it to Roy.

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No. Roy's gonna hate me.

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Roy doesn't even know that word.

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Roy!

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Can we see you over here a minute?

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Sure.

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I shot Trigger.

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The smartest horse in the movies,

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a cowboy's best friend.

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What's happening?

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Howie, he shot Trigger.

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It was an accident, I swear it.

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Can you ever forgive me?

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No problem. I'll just have to get another horse.

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(ROY WHISTLING)

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Hey!

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That's his best trick, kid,
playing dead on the sound of a gunshot.

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SALESMAN: Bet you never felt anything like it.

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FRANK: No, this is state of the art.

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Yes, sir. That's it exactly. State of the art.

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You know, I've sold every kind of car there is.

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This car is superior to any of them.

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One drive, and it sells itself.

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Not with a rattle like that in the back.

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I don't hear anything.

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Are you kidding? There it goes again.

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(RATTLING)

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I don't see anything.

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Hey! Hey, hey, wait! Come back here! Hey!

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Hey!

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Let's go to the Cantina!

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I feel like such a fool.

86
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Everybody was in on the joke except me.

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Never mind that.
You'll get a chance to make it up.

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- Are you clear on what you have to do?
- Sure thing.

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Right after lunch,
I'm gonna go into town and buy the stunt car.

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COLT: Good. Get you back here
just in time for the gag.

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HOWIE: Oh, yeah, no problem.

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Unless that guy tries to jack it up
like he did last time.

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Now, don't start with me, Jody.
I've bargained with the best of them.

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I know every trick in the trade.
Rutgers Business School.

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Rutgers. You remember the deal?

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How could I forget?
I've seen you do it 100 times.

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You buy the car.

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After we smash it up in the stunt,
we sell it for junk.

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HOWIE: The movie company gives us $6,000
for the car and the stunt.

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If we can do it for less,
we get to keep the extra money.

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Trust me, Colt. It's as good as done.
Under control. No problem.

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Why do I always feel queasy
when he feels confident?

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Thank you.

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Kid, take care of this, will you?

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Bye, Howie.

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Excuse me. I don't mean to be nosy,

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but I couldn't help overhearing
you talking to your assistant.

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My... Oh, Colt.

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Yeah, we work together. Stuntmen.

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That's what I thought.

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I bet you've got yourself
some stories to tell, huh?

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Well, I've had my share
of harrowing experiences, I'll say that, yeah.

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Yeah? Say, did I hear right?

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- You're gonna smash up a car?
- Yeah. That's right.

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Isn't that awfully dangerous?

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Not for pros.

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I'd give anything
to be able to handle a car like that.

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Don't even think about it.
Either you've got the touch, or you don't.

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It reminds me of a time when I was a green kid,

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just starting in the business, you know.

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Well, this car would be fine
except for one small problem.

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It's too good.

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What do you mean?

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Well, we only use cars
that have pretty much had it.

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There's no way I could afford to pay
for a car in this kind of condition.

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My friend, I think you’re judging a car
by its cover.

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I mean, this car's been through hell and back.

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It was stolen. A couple of punk kids.
By the time we got it back,

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the engine was burnt out,
the rear end was about to fall out.

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Well, it's gotta hit the ramp going 80.

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Oh, that it can do. A couple of times.
But after that...

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Well, after that, who cares?
It's gonna be a pile of junk, right?

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Right, right.

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All right. I like you guys,
but I'm gonna have to get tough.

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You know, business is business.

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The best I can do on this is...

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$3,000.

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But I'll go 50-50 on the junk salvage rights.
That'll come to another $1,000.

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Oh, you are tough!

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No, he's too tough. Let's go. Come on.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait! 3,500.
That's my best offer.

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$4,000, and you keep the salvage money.

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You got a deal. I'll write you a Exchequer right now.

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- Check? No, we can't take a...
-Why? What's wrong with that?

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Nothing's wrong, nothing. Check will be fine.

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I've got an idea.

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You've got a branch of your bank
down in Glendora.

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- A couple of miles from here.
- Yeah.

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You can take your Exchequer down there,
cash it, we'll all be in the clear.

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All right. Let's go.

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The license number is 1GLO207.

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Run it through the stolen-car list
right away, huh?

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Yeah, I'm checking out every Porsche on the road.

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MAN OVER MEGAPHONE: <i>Okay,</i> rue Roy Rogers.

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All right, cut. Print.

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Twenty-two brings us to the next shot.
Get the horses ready.

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All right! You heard him.
Let's get lined up for the next shot.

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MAN: Okay, wranglers, bring it over here.

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MAN 2: Hey, Paulie, we need props for the next...

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What is this thing, Al?

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That's a car ramp.

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Al should know.
He was the first to develop this car ramp.

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- What does it do?
- It doesn't matter. We're not doing it.

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Not "we". Me.
You'll be doing Roy now, remember?

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And I play the bad guy
who hits the car ramp and tips over.

166
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Roy, my vote is still no.

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What it does is flip the car in the air,
turn it around a couple of times,

168
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make it land on its roof.

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One wrong move,
and it's all over for your stuntman.

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Well, if it's that dangerous,
maybe you ought to listen to him, Colt.

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Al's done it before. I'm gonna do it now.

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Then I'd better handle it myself.

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Colt's the stunt coordinator. He has the last word.

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COLT: Hey,jumping cars over ramps
is practically a way of life for me.

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<i>MAN". Roger, and bingo! Stolen, huh?</i>

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00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,869
He must be one of our car thieves.

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All right, I'll stay back.
He could lead me to the main operation.

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MAN OVER RADIO: $94-$40.

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<i>Got one of our car thieves headed your way, fast.</i>

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<i>- I'm on him.
- Yeah, stay back.</i>

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I'll watch him from here
and let you know when to move in.

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<i>MAN". Okay,Jody, it's very simple.</i>

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<i>What you're gonna do is ride
the buckboard to the end of the street</i>

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<i>at a nice, leisurely pace.</i>

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<i>just be sure you don't go
near the jumping ramp, or it'll flip you over.</i>

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MAN: What's that chopper doing here?

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MAN: Hang on, Jody! The horses are spooked!

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JODY: Colt!

189
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- Colt! Help! I can't control them!
- Hang on, Jody!

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00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,276
Roy! Roy, don't!

191
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Get out of here, you jerks! What, are you crazy?

192
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You spooked the horses!

193
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,154
Whoa!

194
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Help!

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00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,078
Help, Colt!

196
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,554
Help! Whoa, boys! Come on!

197
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Whoa! Whoa!

198
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Oh, God!

199
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,199
Help, Colt!

200
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,995
Don't worry, Colt, I'll save her.

201
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,275
COLT: Howie, stop! The car ramp!

202
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,839
HOWIE: The what?
COLT: The car ramp!

203
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:56,990
The ramp?

204
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,400
The ramp!

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JODY: Howie!

206
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,154
Help!

207
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,955
Help!

208
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,435
JODY: I can't hang on! Roy! Colt!

209
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,672
- Colt, you get the horses! I'll get Jody.
- Help!

210
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,431
Jody, get ready to jump!

211
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,949
NOW!

212
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,951
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

213
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,952
- Roy, you're still my hero.
- Thank you, honey.

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00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,836
(COLT EXCLAIMING)

215
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,435
Don't worry, Colt. I'm okay.

216
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,397
Yeah, well, I didn't ask.

217
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,949
Good. You're under arrest.

218
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,030
Huh?

219
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,199
Under arrest? For what?

220
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,634
Auto theft.

221
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,879
I just bailed you out, and let me tell you that...

222
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,995
Wait, don't say it.

223
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,630
I know how desperately worried about me
you must have been.

224
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,509
But it's like everything that you ever
taught me flashed before my eyes.

225
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,910
Your words came tumbling out at me.

226
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,310
"If something goes wrong
in the middle of a stunt,

227
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,789
"protect your vital organs,
your head, your heart, your..."

228
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,075
I know.

229
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,555
And that's what I did.

230
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,678
Like the well-oiled precision machine
that you developed and taught,

231
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,639
I did everything I was supposed to. just...

232
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,399
- You're really steaming, aren't you?
- You noticed.

233
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,515
All right, I goofed.

234
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,309
But it was an honest mistake,
and it could've happened to anybody.

235
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,040
If you'll just take a reasonable perspective
on the situation, you'll see...

236
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,670
Howie, this may be the last sane statement
that I'm gonna make, so listen carefully.

237
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,229
- Okay, Colt. Sure.
- Shut up!

238
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,072
- But if I...
- Please!

239
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,109
HOWIE: Colt?

240
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,320
You know I got that car
for only 4,000 bucks, don't you?

241
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,109
I still don't know how they suckered you
out of the movie company's money.

242
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,111
Well, they didn't exactly.

243
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,554
You didn't pay for it?

244
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,553
No, I paid them.
I just didn't use the movie company's money.

245
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,631
- Your own?
- No, I didn't have enough.

246
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,075
Well, where'd you get the money?

247
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,309
Us.

248
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,834
Us? You mean our joint account?

249
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,196
Well, it was a sure thing. I wanted to surprise you

250
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,157
and use our money
instead of the movie company's.

251
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,278
We would have made $2,000 profit in one day!

252
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,953
Do you know what that money represents?

253
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,556
Eighteen stitches along this elbow, a mule's kick
in the stomach and a lot of loose teeth!

254
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,234
Talk about loose teeth,
I almost got mine knocked out.

255
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:15,231
Just too bad I couldn't get
that telecommunications equipment out in time.

256
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,436
What are you talking about?

257
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,916
Well, the guy who owned the car
put in some special business equipment

258
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,914
so he could talk to his branch offices
all over the world on a direct line.

259
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,798
Are you responsible for that, too?

260
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:29,439
Well, we are.

261
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,669
We are?

262
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,479
Well, when they questioned me,
they asked me where I got the money,

263
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,154
and I had to tell them
it came from our joint account.

264
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,880
They seemed to think
that makes you an accessory.

265
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,030
How much?

266
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,396
Some of the equipment's still good.
It didn't get broken in the wreck.

267
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,437
- How much?
-4,000 bucks.

268
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,352
4,000? 4,000 plus 4,000 is 8,000!

269
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,590
I don't believe it. And we still have to buy a car?

270
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,320
$8,000? That's it, right, huh? $8,000?

271
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,636
There's one more small thing.

272
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,152
- How much?
- Well,

273
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,914
when the insurance company found out
that the car had been stolen

274
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,755
and then destroyed by the buyer,
they claimed that they were no longer liable.

275
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,753
Well, if they're not liable, who is liable?

276
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,674
We are?

277
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,710
Howie, do you know how much
a car like that costs?

278
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,599
You're telling me. It's highway robbery!

279
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,876
Somehow, some way, Colt,
I'm gonna get that money back.

280
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,080
Trust me.

281
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,557
Where's the other car?

282
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,199
Right here in my pocket.

283
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,430
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

284
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,113
$4,000.

285
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,669
We sold it to a motion picture company
as a stunt car.

286
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,512
Well, they'll find out it's stolen.

287
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,274
- Hey, no way, they're gonna total it.
- I don't know.

288
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,113
No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Business-wise, this makes sense.

289
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,955
Costs us $1,200 to repaint and alter a car
to make it unrecognizable.

290
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,190
Transportation to Mexico is another 1,100.

291
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,193
Commission to our representative
down there is 800.

292
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,477
We sell it for 6,000. Net profit, 2,900.

293
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,029
That's 4,000, and no handling.

294
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,914
All right, I get the picture.

295
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,230
Anyway, there's nothing we can do about it now.

296
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,392
Let's get back to work. We got orders to fill.

297
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,913
I don't believe it. That's Pat Buttram!

298
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,479
Lookit, that's Bart Maverick!

299
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,473
Yeah. I thought he was killed in Tombstone.

300
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,753
- I don't remember...
- HOWIE: The Virginian.

301
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,639
HOWIE: And he's got Trampas with him! Wow.

302
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,872
The hours I spent in front of the TV,
watching these guys.

303
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,917
So that's what the problem is.

304
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,119
Are you kidding? Those were the days.
Everybody knew who the heroes were.

305
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,759
There were good guys and there were bad guys

306
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,673
and there was no in-between. Here, watch.

307
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,473
- The Rifleman, remember?
- Practice, Howie.

308
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,391
Boy, they're all inside of here.

309
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,795
I gotta meet these guys.

310
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,791
Always respect a star's sign, okay?

311
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,553
That's not for me. That's for outsiders.

312
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,677
JACK: Call that, Buttram, and raise it 10.

313
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,400
BUTTRAM: I'll call. You in, McClure?

314
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,232
MCCLURE: Are we using real money?
JACK: Yeah.

315
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,233
JACK: Yeah, but since when is Robert E. Lee
on a $20 bill?

316
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,435
MCCLURE: Have you got some more money?

317
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,638
You hear that? It's a poker game. I'll fit right in.

318
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,869
Here.

319
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,993
JACK: And stay out, kid!

320
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,029
Jack Kelly! Bart Maverick!

321
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,751
I used to watch you all the time
when I was a girl.

322
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,917
What are you now, a boy?

323
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,438
- Is that what I look like?
- Hardly.

324
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,989
Are you old enough to have a beer later?

325
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,593
I'll age fast.

326
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,437
You just don't know
how to approach stars, Howie.

327
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,239
BUTTRAM: Come on, jack,
you playing poker, or what?

328
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,835
Cut, cut.

329
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,991
Sorry about that punch, Al.

330
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,511
You're gonna be a lot sorrier!

331
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,955
Hey! Hey, wait a minute! Hold it!

332
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,474
- Hold it!
-Wait... What?

333
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,517
COLT: I'm sorry about that punch.

334
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,113
He's your friend.

335
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,679
Let's face it, Colt, it wasn't your fault.
He was supposed to duck under that punch.

336
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,876
- Yeah, maybe.
- But he was too slow.

337
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,078
- It doesn't matter.
- It does matter. And I'm gonna tell Roy.

338
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,470
Come on, forget it. Nobody needs to be blamed.

339
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,597
You wanna bet he's not laying it on you?

340
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,311
Come on, Al. Forget about today.
Let's start thinking about tomorrow's work.

341
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,755
You were against me doing that stunt
from the beginning.

342
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,229
Not against you.
I was just surprised to see you wanted to do it.

343
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,596
Well, thanks a lot for the vote of confidence.

344
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,000
I'll handle him.

345
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,957
Al, I saw what happened.

346
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,032
- Yeah, he hit me in the mouth.
- But your mouth shouldn't have been there.

347
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,758
You say I'm slowing down?

348
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,229
What I'm saying is get off of Colt's back.

349
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,960
He's got enough problems of his own
without worrying about you.

350
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,590
Those car thieves have taken
his partner pretty good.

351
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,430
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

352
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,791
HOWIE: There's only one place
I can think of staking them out,

353
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,029
and that's back where I met them.

354
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,198
It's them, all right.

355
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,550
Look, Colt,
I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused you.

356
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,919
- It's only money.
- No, I mean between you and Al, too.

357
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,594
That wasn't your fault.
That was strictly Al's problem.

358
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,753
- What do you mean?
- Let me put it this way.

359
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,638
There's a story about Joe Louis.

360
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,711
Somebody asked him
if he knew when he was finished,

361
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,997
and he said it was during
the Billy Conn fight, the 12th round.

362
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,313
He saw an opening, and he hit Conn
right on the jaw and knocked him out.

363
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,913
I don't get it. He won.

364
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,915
But he saw the opening, and then hit Conn.
In his prime, his fist was there first.

365
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,359
COLT: All right. You and Roy
better get back to location.

366
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,909
- What are you gonna do?
- Try and get our money back.

367
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,355
No way. I lost it. I should get it back.

368
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,750
Hey, they know you.
Besides, I need you to go back to the movie set

369
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,478
to work with Roy on the special.

370
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,392
What are you gonna do, Colt?

371
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,437
I don't know. Play it by ear.

372
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,919
Is that a good idea?

373
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,072
No, but with Howie, you don't get much choice.

374
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,190
(sum SHOTS)

375
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,234
Get him.

376
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,877
Don't let him get away!

377
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,399
MAN: We got him now. He's got no place to go.

378
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,590
Uh oh.

379
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,873
Hi, fellas. Sure glad you happened along.

380
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:45,795
Who is he?

381
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,918
COLT: I'm a stuntman, shooting with the picture
across the canyon.

382
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,798
Yeah, he works for the kid that bought the car.

383
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,156
- Get rid of him.
- Wait a minute. You're making a big mistake.

384
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,514
I came here looking for you.

385
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,159
Too bad you found us.

386
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,674
We could make a fortune together.

387
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,512
I got plenty of partners.

388
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,954
Not like me you don't.

389
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,350
You see, I'm going to need 23 cars
in the next two weeks.

390
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,795
Top dollar. No questions asked.
No one will ask where they come from.

391
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,757
If you were looking for us, Why'd you run?

392
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,071
Well, it's a bad habit, I guess.
I'm scared of bullets.

393
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,720
What do you do around here,
shoot first and ask questions later?

394
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,269
Just shoot.
You got one minute to make your pitch,

395
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,192
then we stop talking.

396
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,557
MORGAN: We generally process two cars a day.

397
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,789
Yeah? What are they worth?

398
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,633
Up to 6, 7,000 a piece in Mexico.

399
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,236
Less bribes and shrinkage.

400
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,516
How many never make it all the way?

401
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,991
Look, what I'm offering you is clean and safe.

402
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,314
-3,000.
- Kid paid 4.

403
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,109
All right, 4.

404
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,113
What about salvage?
The kid told us about that, too.

405
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,672
Well, the kid is a good bargainer.

406
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,637
That'll bring another 1,000.

407
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,438
I got one problem.

408
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,398
How do I know I can trust you?

409
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,791
The 12th Commandment.
Greed overcomes all doubt.

410
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,715
What do you got to lose?
I'm the one driving the stolen car,

411
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,679
I collect the money. I take all the risk.

412
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,400
- When can you start moving them?
- Right away.

413
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,598
We're getting into a show
with enough stunts that'll total 23 cars.

414
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,559
This salvage bit.
The junkers could check the cars out as stolen.

415
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,631
No. Not where I do business.

416
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,313
We still gotta check you out.
Don't get any ideas about leaving.

417
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:25,678
MAN OVER MEGAPHONE: <i>Okay,</i> let's get ready for Roy Rogers' Tumbling Tumbleweeds.

418
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,478
<i>Roll them! Cue Roy!</i>

419
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,990
(SINGING)

420
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,517
<i>

421
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,480
<i>

422
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,551
<i>

423
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:54,195
<i>

424
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:59,437
<i>

425
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,439
<i>

426
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,919
<i>

427
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,870
<i>

428
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,636
<i>

429
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,594
<i>

430
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,674
<i>

431
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,879
<i>

432
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,997
<i>

433
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:48,311
<i>

434
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,190
<i>

435
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,749
There's something important I want you to do.

436
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,478
More important than counting our money?

437
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,838
Nose around the movie location.
Check out Seavers.

438
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,200
- Is something wrong?
- That's what I want you to find out.

439
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:18,956
- Listen, this setup sounds perfect.
- Too perfect. Get going.

440
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,551
Hey, Virginian! We got a problem.

441
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,235
Trampas, let me tell you something, kid.
We don't have any problems.

442
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,915
Kid, have you looked at me lately?
I'm old enough to be Trampas' father!

443
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,037
It has been awhile, hasn't it?

444
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,599
Yeah.

445
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,353
You know, Jim, I miss the old days.

446
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,795
The fun we used to have,
the guys we used to hang out with.

447
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,872
Remember old Darryl Combs, Gary Combs?
His son is doubling me.

448
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:47,079
I know. Those were great days, Doug.
Those men were real, down-to-earth.

449
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,195
Yeah.

450
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,318
Hey. Hey, Gene.
Mr Autry, I got to talk to you about something.

451
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,677
You're a little mixed up, Pat.
I'm not your sidekick. I'm the Virginian.

452
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,115
- I'm the sidekick.
- Oh, yeah!

453
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,953
Hey, tell me something. What's your real name?

454
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,190
That's it. The Virginian.

455
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,272
What do they call you for short? The Virgin?

456
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,797
It's the heat. It's got to him.

457
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,838
You know, I take it back.
I don't miss the old days.

458
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,230
Come on, Doug, let's have a drink on today.

459
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,675
- I don't drink any more.
- Perrier.

460
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,393
I think that turned out just fine, don't you?

461
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,552
Oh, yeah.
It's like my youth parading in front of me.

462
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,960
Thank you.

463
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,269
- Oh, God.
- What is it?

464
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:31,910
The Sheriff's helicopter spotted
Colt's truck in Sagebrush Ravine.

465
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,479
Do you think the car thieves realized

466
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,358
he was out to nail them and get the money back?

467
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,158
Well, I hope not.

468
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,395
- Where are you going?
- Cross-country! It's shorter!

469
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,994
What do you think you're doing?

470
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,559
Just checking over the cars.

471
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,110
Frank tells me you told the mechanics
not to change their appearance.

472
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,191
They're exactly what I need
for the first part of the stunt.

473
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,953
Why change them?
I'm only gonna wreck them anyway.

474
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,951
They'll be on television.
The owners could spot them.

475
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,077
Oh, I can see you don't know much
about television.

476
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,959
By the time the show is shot, edited
and gets on the air, it could be months.

477
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,111
Besides, they're not one of a kind, anyway.

478
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,474
What about the next batch?

479
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,359
I'll just have to judge them as they come in.

480
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,874
Good enough.

481
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,514
Come on! Git.

482
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,189
- He's not here.
- That's good news.

483
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:47,992
Footprints. And some kind of car
with dual wheels.

484
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,471
Maybe they have Colt. Can we follow them?

485
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,190
No, our best bet is to split up.
We'll cover more ground.

486
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,870
Okay.

487
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,191
Look, if you find something,
don't do anything until you get back to me.

488
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,715
This is my home country. Okay?

489
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,109
Come on!

490
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,954
- Something on your mind?
- Yeah. You.

491
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,356
You know, something
just doesn't smell right here.

492
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,478
Yeah, well maybe the wind changed back on you.

493
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,713
Yeah, or maybe you're just here
to collect that reward that's on us.

494
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,913
What? A few bucks compared to all this?

495
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,830
Since when is 25 g's
a few bucks to a burn like you?

496
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,512
This one's all right. Let me try another one.

497
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,755
MAN: Morgan!

498
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,837
- I wanna talk to you.
- In a little while.

499
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,115
No, right now!

500
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,158
I just got back from the movie location.
Your hunch was right.

501
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,913
We got ourselves a rotten apple.

502
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,070
Who else knows we're here?

503
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,959
Nobody knows, but they found the truck.

504
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,713
Frank! Over here!

505
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,799
It's the kid.

506
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,760
Keep your eye on him. I'll get Morgan.

507
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,191
We better have a little talk with our new friend.

508
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,911
Fred, Tom, get him!

509
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,112
I wouldn't try anything if I were you, Seavers.

510
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,911
- His pal's on the way.
- All right. Take care of him.

511
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,832
- Let me finish him off.
- I'll take care of him.

512
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,070
(sum SHOT)

513
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,277
He's handled. Let's go.

514
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,951
HOWIE: Help! Help!

515
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,229
Help!

516
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,989
Howie!

517
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,755
Help!

518
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,151
Roy! Down here!

519
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,359
Hold on, Howie!

520
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,800
When I get set, hold your
hand up as high as you can.

521
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,235
You mean you want me to let go with one hand?

522
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,630
Only for a second. There you go.

523
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:44,358
Hang on tight, Howie! This might hurt.
Easy boy, easy. Back up.

524
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,396
That was a close one, Roy. Thanks.

525
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,040
- You're shot!
- Yeah, but it's not serious.

526
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,191
Any bullet wound is serious.

527
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,954
We must be getting awful close.
They were anxious to keep me away, Roy.

528
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,953
Listen, we've got to get you to a doctor
and have him check that out.

529
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,269
What about Colt?

530
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,874
He's next on the agenda. You think you can ride?

531
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,553
- Yeah.
- Let's go.

532
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,636
MORGAN: We'll put as many cars
into the truck as we can.

533
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,190
Then each one of us will drive one out.
A caravan out the back route.

534
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,272
- That's twice as far.
- And twice as safe.

535
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,112
And what about him?

536
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,151
We'll take him with us.
He can drop in on his friend.

537
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,832
Howie! What happened?

538
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,993
Howie found the car thieves.

539
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,390
Somebody bring the location doctor
here right away.

540
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:04,199
- Where's Colt?
- I don't know. But we know he's in trouble.

541
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,351
ROY: Call the police and tell them
it looks like those car thieves

542
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,397
are holed up in a canyon
about eight miles from here.

543
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,189
We've got those car rustlers so rattled
that they could be on the move.

544
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,590
I'll go with you. Howie, you go get the police.

545
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,320
- Howie, you better sit this one out.
- Yeah, but Colt's in trouble.

546
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,710
This way you can help him most.

547
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,558
Come on, guys! Colt's in trouble!

548
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,597
Wait for us, Roy. We're with you!

549
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,956
- Hell, I'm not gonna be left behind.
- Hey, wait for me.

550
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,030
Come on, Pat.

551
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,794
- I'm not gonna miss the big one, either.
- You're not leaving me behind, pard.

552
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,998
Not after I carried your series for nine years.

553
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,117
I gotta warn you, fellas,
there could be some shooting!

554
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,235
What did he say?

555
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,118
He said there's gonna be some shooting!

556
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,510
- With real bullets?
- That's what he thinks.

557
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,477
You know, I'm a gambler, not a fighter.

558
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,758
Hell, I was born to bite bullets! Lead on, Roy!

559
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,030
- It'll be neater and cleaner where he's going.
- You bet.

560
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,234
Morgan, look!

561
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,232
Let's get out of here!

562
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,831
Now, where do you think you're going? Drop it.

563
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,038
I'd like to thank the members of the Academy...

564
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,713
Oh, no, you don't!

565
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,399
Oh, if Jim Garner could only see me now.

566
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,637
This is for Roy! And that's for Gene!

567
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,309
And this is for Ronnie! And this is for me!

568
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,119
You all right?

569
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,998
I never felt better.

570
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,909
What are you doing?

571
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,276
Watching all my old heroes.

572
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,594
I wonder if they'd consider bounty hunting.
They'd sure make a hell of a team.

573
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,953
They're doing all right.

574
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,509
- They sure don't need us.
- Yeah, only for the tough stunts.

575
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,749
(LAUGHING) Yeah.

576
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,434
ANNOUNCER: Lad/es and gentlemen,
The Roy Rogers Stuntman Special,

577
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,592
<i>with jams: Drury, Doug McClure,</i>

578
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,439
<i>jack Kelly, Pa? Buttram,</i>

579
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:30,115
<i>and starring Roy Rogers, King of the Cowboys.</i>

580
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,874
<i>With an entourage of Hollywood's best stuntmen,</i>

581
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,952
<i>featuring Colt Seavers and Al Barton.</i>

582
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,035
Thank you.

583
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,919
Thought you'd enjoy the tape
before the others got here for the party.

584
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,356
More important, I'm glad
the reward money got you even on the car.

585
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,590
Well, I still think you and the others
should have shared in it.

586
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,593
Are you kidding? After all the fun we had?

587
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,873
Wait till you guys hear
about the deal I just fell into!

588
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,633
- No.
- Well, why not?

589
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:00,869
I can't afford it.

590
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,031
That's a heck of an attitude.

591
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,315
Roy, you look like the kind of man who...

592
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,597
Howie, you'll have to talk
to my business manager.

593
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,712
Well, I guess I might as well start the party.

594
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:21,471
<i>

595
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:25,155
<i>

596
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:29,514
<i>

597
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:34,273
<i>

598
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,959
<i>

599
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,999
<i>

600
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,074
<i>

601
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:54,552
<i>

602
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,438
(TRIGGER SNUFFLING)